Readers, to me! This week’s Gunslinger Spotlight is another member of the Gunslingers’ Barnyard Crew, TTL Cuteness, and yet again I find it impossible to avoid animal innuendo. Read on!
Pony: you’re not doing anything remotely important right?
Cuteness: right….
Pony: sooo… you wouldn’t mind doing a spotlight interview right?!
Pony: i know, the fame really goes to your head at first.
Cuteness: heh
Cuteness: a spotlight interview?
Pony: yes sir.
Cuteness: yes, i could do one.
Pony: whoa killer, don’t be so excited. you might pull something.
Pony: xD
Cuteness: ^ tiny eyes, cute.
Pony: thanks. just got my hair did too.
Pony: aight chums, let’s do this.
Pony: lead off question: where did your gamertag originate from?
Cuteness: Cuteness, cute lil pony, or sunday is over?
Cuteness: or all 3?
Pony: good lord you’ve been around. all three.
Cuteness: well, i started off as sunday is over… it was just a phrase i invented when i was going through some kind of emo-music kick, just a catchy name for my blog or something, and i’ve carried it over into everything else.
Cuteness: i became cute lil pony after an incredibly hilarious incident, where a certain interviewer decided he was going to invite me out of my cozy bed at 3AM and into a fun-filled night of halo.
Cuteness: you stayed for one game, and ditched me.
Pony: >.>
Cuteness: through i a series of events i can only describe as a ninja-like vengence, you became lil pink pony.
Cuteness: eventually the guilt and the fact that i might have committed a teensy bit of credit card fraud over came me, and thus cute lil pony was also born.
Cuteness: and i can thank a lurking duck for the cuteness tag.
Cuteness: i don’t think he can pronounce lil.
Pony: he’s serious. ducks with speech impediments man, ducks.